Updates and News (We’re Not Dead)

We haven’t updated the website in a while, but we aren’t dead. We’ve been playing.

Over the last few months we got to play with Gozu, Johnny Cremains, Murcielago, Scissorfight, Eldemur Krimm, Covered In Bees, Cryptic Overcast, See This World, Devil’s Nite Out, and Objet at various Portland shows. So great to keep company with such an amazing pool of talented musicians and performers.


Of course, most of our performances are documented by the fabulous Lennyvision. His YouTube page is legendary and it’s always great to see him at a show.

New music is being written and we hope to record it before the end of the year. The latest updates can always be found on the Facebook page, so give us a like.

Karma To Burn show! January 13th


We are super excited to be playing with the legendary Karma To Burn next Tuesday! We go on first, so get there early. Joining us will be the mighty Sierra from Ontario, Canada and Kind from Boston, a new band featuring members of Roadsaw and Milligram. This show is going to crush. Can’t wait to see you there!

Facebook Event:




“Distracted By Adventures In Healthcare” will be released on July 8th!

We’re happy to tell you that our new album “Distracted By Adventures In Healthcare” will be available on CD and digitally on July 8th. Here’s the cover art and track listing:


1. Always Horny And Hungry For Steak
2. Whatsadrexl?
3. I Don’t Give A Fuck About Your Couch
4. 8:49p.m.
5. Manhattan
6. Spaceship 13, You Are Forbidden To Dock
7. Aunt Slappings
8. Storytime

The CD will include a multi-media section on the disc which includes pictures, lyrics, a video of our New Year’s Eve 2013 performance, and the bonus tracks “The Moth” and “Paranoid Surrender” which are available as free downloads on our bandcamp page right now!

We’ll be playing a CD release show on July 11th at Genos in Portland. More info to come!

Paranoid Surrender

We’ve been playing this song for a while. We’ve kinda adopted for our own, but it was actually written by our good friend Sean Libby for his old band Balls Deep. He now sings for the amazing Johnny Cremains and he was kind enough to lay down vocals for our version of his song. Thank you Sean! We hope everyone enjoys it as much as we love playing it.

10 Year Anniversary Show!

In May of 2004 we played our first show ever. It was at Geno’s in Portland with a band we share a bass player with called Covered In Bees. Here’s the proof:

10 years later, in May of 2014, it’s simply amazing that both bands are still together. We’re going to celebrate by having a show on 5/10, again at Genos:

Join the Facebook event here. We hope you can make it. It’s going to be an amazing time!